And I quote, "Jason, you should write this down in your blog: 'Your wife, she is perfect. She should get the nobel prize...'" But why did she make me type this?
Addendum: Oh. Now I get it. She was explaining to me why the airplanes at the kansai airport (the one built on the sinking island) don't blow away during a typhoon. It is, I'm told, because they have special Japanese technology in the form of HelloKitty Jetliner weights.
And for this bit of information, she gets the prize. Of course, this HelloKitty Computer from Sarah's page is what started it.
Jason ducts into his discourse and tunnels through the text, firing his pencil rays, loading his missals and dropping metaphor minds.